I Declare Victory!

Creepy Things:

Who doesn't love the occasional scare? I know I do. Horror films, haunted houses, orange-colored Oreos. October is filled with weird stuff. And so, for the remainder of this spooktacular month (and yes, you can totally hate me for using the word spooktacular), I will be posting one thing each day that depicts something creepy, from obvious to less obvious. And here's the first one now!

Update: This is the only one. Totally didn't do any others.

Creepy Thing #1

Ah, staring. Babies, old people, hobos, children, bathroom attendants, and even furbies all stare. And you know what? It's fucking creepy.

How many times have you sat in class, turned around and noticed someone staring directly at you? How many times have you found yourself unable to use the restroom because the person outside the door won't stop looking at you?

The unblinking horrors of staring affect us every day. At school. At work. At the movies. Even at home. Y0u see, and sometimes feel, eyes on you. Staring into you. Digging away at your soul. It doesn't feel good, does it? And that's why staring is the creepy thing of the day.

The Dirt Devil Has Arrived!

One of my roommates just got a new super powerful vacuum to replace the toy one we've been using. This thing is insane! It will straight up suck a bitch! Posters would start flapping when it got close to the walls, floor mats were at risk of being eaten, and we can actually tell just by looking at the carpet where we have vacuumed. Needless to say, if I were capable of being attracted to appliances I'd be in love right now. Dirt Devil, you are my new hero! ... of the day.

Time for a Deutschedoodle!

Just so no one has to figure out what a Deutschedoodle is, let me explain. Deutschedoodle is a term I'm making up for disturbing freehand doodles I make in which there is a phrase in German, and there is a German flag for a background. That being said, here's one now. Enjoy!

Deutschedoodle #1

Wow! New Toys!

Monkey Pie Delivery Service Update:

Here we are. It's amazing to see that we live in a day and age where all you have to do is call and a monkey will deliver pies to you. Simply wonderful! My only question is "what do they take for tips?" Hmmm...

Birth of a Blog Log:

That's right, folks. The Blog Log of Incessant Brain Thoughts, which I'm sure no one's heard of seeing as I just made it up, is officially open for business! What does that mean for you?

Seriously, what does that mean for you?

...I don't know. I couldn't come up with a good joke. My bad.

Gonna post stuff on this here blog. For instance, whatever happens to come into my mind. ...Monkey Pie Delivery Service. There we go. Kinda random, but that's exactly what came to mind. More on this Monkey Pie Delivery Service as soon as I think of something. Y'all should be warned though: I'm prone to doodling.